ghostwriter for personal art blog needed

Hello everyone, I want to make a personal blog about weird art and I need a ghostwriter for that. Id like to send you the topic of the article (~6 per month) maybe some details and you write a short blog with whatever you think is good and send me the text. I will post it. Most of the time the blog articles are about upcoming art exhibitions, sometimes about a movie, a youtube clip... whatever falls into my hands that is worth writing about it. I also want to add some personal blog articles about things that happened to me. In this case I would send you a photo and some details. I am looking for someone who is really a very good and humorous blogwriter and speaks in a clear, short and easy way, that everyone can understand it. The blog should be written as you were I and you should sometimes add some personal stories or ironic statements etc.. Pls place your bid only if you are an experienced writer with portfolio and if you have the time to do a small research for every blog article.