Collection Of Jokes Wanted

*** ATTENTION *** we are GOLD-USER and ALL BIDS will be accepted if they are acceptable, because we have huge demand, so at least make your offer - you can just win, if you're providing, what is requested. *** ATTENTION *** The project is an ongoing project, just easy to describe and it's easy to do too, you just need some time, no experience at all. ###### If you're doing good work, this will be a business for a long time. ###### We need a SIMPLE LIST OF JOKES (length from 150 to max. 300 characters each). They shall be delivered as texfile / Excel / CSV whatever - just one joke per line in plain text. There shall be not even one joke with sexual words in it and no one with illegal themes (all forms, not only the following, but as example: racism/racialism, nazism/naziism, persecution of the Jews, violence, crime, illegal drugs, if there is even one in it, we may refuse payment, please understand, as we need a clear database and this is clearly stated not to have this kind of jokes) ### #### ##### ###### Please place your bid per 10000 Jokes (for instance $50 per 10000 delivered unique jokes) - I assume your bid is per 10000 forums, as long as you don't include sth. different as a description (Private Trackable Message here). There's NO LIMIT in quantity, you can provide as much jokes as you can find. ###### ##### #### ###