Need Pages reads and shares on a link

Need someone who can get me tons of reads/shares/tweets/views on a link in a short period of time. They can come via facebook/twitter/email/etc. Need to be able to provide in a very short period. The current share and read count is located on the webpage so the numbers are apparent to see. Only bid is you can provide asap and correctly. looking for 100k views/reads of a link. This is a very simple task to a person with the correct network/social setup.