Captions for blog posts

I need someone to write some blurbs/captions for posts on our website about celebrities with sexy eyes. They are quite short and should have an interesting fact or something in them to make them interesting. Here is an example: ------- Who else could our first set of featured eyes belong to, but Ian Somerhalder. These sexy eyes have hearts racing over the globe and teamed with his ‘Damon Smirk’ they are down right hazardous to your health. With rumours that he may be heating up the big screen as sex maniac Christian Grey sometime soon, doctors should get their paddles charged. Do you get mesmerized by the magic? Let us know in the comments. -------- We will supply you with a list of celebrities we will be posting. Great English is a must. Please bid in hours eg $2 an hour and pm with approx how many you think you can produce in an hour, or a fixed rate eg: 20 for $5. Thanks! Thanks!