Software installation

Dear Friend I will need a software that will work on all of OS (XP 32\64 ,Win7 32\64 ,Win8 32\64, ) Interface need to be user friendly and iclude our company logo. It's need to be 1 exe file without installation. Our customers need to run this file from our web site. After the user will press a button the program need to check what is the OS that installed on his computer, also check if it's 32 or 64 bit, then download file that support his OS and verison and install it on client computer. The KB that I want to run are: Windows 7 64 bit - [login to view URL] Windows 7 32 bit - [login to view URL] Windows 8 64 bit - [login to view URL] Windows 8 32 bit - [login to view URL] Windows XP - [login to view URL] After the program start to run there should be message said "Please wait for installation to complete" all instalation time will be progress bar that running. When finished will be message "Installation is complete Have a nice day" All of the installation will be in quit mode. If there is a problem or error then another pop up will pop and said "Identified a problem please contact support 073-2200100"