need cell phone monitoring software created

Need undetectable software that will monitor all sms/texts, emails, calls made/received, listen to what is being said (silent call) on cell phone. Must work with blackberry, symbian, windows mobile and android phones Need seo friendly commerce website created for this software. Once customer purchases software they must be emailed a link so that they can download software on the target phone. Customer may then log in on website with password and username to view sms, calls list and emails. Prefer a freelancer who has delovoped this kind of software previously. Thank you