332207 text message shortener softwar

I would like software that can take a paragraph like someone would send texting and using a database shorten all of their words to make the text message as tight or as few letters as possible. See this website for an example of how they shorten words: swalk dot com/sms dot htm I have know idea what language this would be written in or if it could be used as a plug in on wordpress or firefox or something. I also would like this software or application to be able to take someones URL they would text and automatically use a system like "shorturl" to minimize the length of the text. Please be able to do both the url shortening and the programming for the text shortening and be able to combine them into a web based plugin, firefox addon, or a desktop widget for windows and macs. Thanks for your time in advance and this project should be kept confidential. Don't let AT&T find out what we are up to! Please put "Independence Day" in your reply so I know your not a self bidulating robot. Thanks