Facebook viral script

im looking for a coder who can produce a viral script for facebook, my main objective is to get as many LIKES to my fanpage as possible. A lot of people promise things but can not deliver. I need someone who can do this for me without getting my fanpage banned. The fanpage will be about a viral subject. If you are that person, please cont@ct me. Or if you have other methods of getting a large number of REAL LIKES from REAL people to a fanpage, by large i mean, 100,000 to 500,000 LIKES, i would like to hear from you. Please dont waste my time if you cant get me the results i need. Iv been there done that, need a real deal BLACKHAT coder.