W4M ads for "adult dating" casual encounters NSA

PLEASE DO NOT BID IF YOU ARE NOT FLUENT IN AMERICAN ENGLISH. This project will be writing ads (lines of text with between 20-30 words) for dating, written from a female's perspective. The focus of the ads will be 'casual dating', 'no strings attached rendezvous' , 'women seeking men for fun'. It WILL be ADULT content with sexual innuendos. So please have some creativity and if this topic bothers you, please DO NOT BID. Example: "hi im a tight bodied coed who just recently transferred here. i am bored to death, so looking for some fun on here, if ya know what i mean ;) if you are down to play dirty, contact me ASAP. thx bye!" Similar projects like this pay $10 per line, and I will do the same. I will need 500 lines of text/ads for a total of $50 to the accepted bidder. A creative writer fluent in English (preferably female) shouldn't have a problem, and do this task with ease. I'm looking for this to be a long term relationship with a quality writer.