I need an "Android utility app" quickly

I need to create a really simple app that displays pages of text, and interfaces with the phone’s email and SMS, and uses RSS feeds. I will provide the graphics. I will provide full details in a private message after I review your work history. Please provide: 1. Any designing/programming that you have done on Android. 2. Links to your previous applications in Google Play. 3. An estimate of how soon you think this simple app could be completed. I’m looking for someone who is available to discuss the project details on Skype chat or Google Chat and finishes their work in a timely manner. Please begin your reply with the code word, “coffee.” That way I know that you took the time to read this complete job posting, instead of just replying to all new submissions, like I know a lot of people do. Thanks, Hal