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...(จะรับพิจารณาเป็นพิเศษ) ✿ ลักษณะงาน + ทำเว็บไซต์เกี่ยวกับระบบสั่งซื้อสินค้าและนำเข้าสินค้าจากประเทศจีน โดยวางลิงค์สินค้าจาก Taobao, Tmall, 1688, Alibaba และแอดมินสามารถจัดการดูแลการสั่งซื้อและแจ้งเตือนลูกค้าผ่าน SMS,Email,Line ✿ รายละเอียดงานในส่วนของ ระบบเว็บไซต์นำเข้าสินค้าจีน 1. API ดึงข้อมูลสินค้าจากเว็บซื้อสินค้าออนไลน์จากจีน - สามารถสั่งซื้อสินค้าได้จาก Taobao, Tmall, 1688,Alibaba โดยผู้ใช้ทำการวางลิงค์และเลือกสินค้าที่ต้องการ 2. นำเข้าและติดตามพัสดุ - แสดงข้อมูลสถานะเลข tracking ของประเทศจีนและไทย ในกรณีที่ผู้ใช้เลือกบริการจัดส่งถึงบ้าน โดยแอดมินจะเป็นผู้อัพเดทข้อมูลสินค้า และแจ้งเตือนผ่าน SMS, Email, Line 3. คำนวณค่าขนส่ง - คำนวณค่าขนส่ง ร้านค้าในประเทศจีน → โกดังสินค้าจีน , โกดังสินค้าจีน → โกดังสินค้าไทย พร้อมระบบจัดการค่าขนส่งในไทย เช่น J&T, K...

** Only freelancers in Pattaya, Thailand ** ** รับสมัครแค่จากคนอยู่พัทยา ** We want to do something for a friend's birthday in Pattaya. However, none of us are in Pattaya, so we need some help. The job will involve wearing a costume, going to see our friend (around Pattaya Nua/Sukhumvit), and saying "Happy Birthday" plus a couple other silly things (inside jokes). พวกเราอยากทำบางสิ่งสำหรับวันเกิดของเพื่อนที่อยู่พัทยานะครับ แต่จากเราไม่มีใครที่พัทยาแล้วก็ต้องการคนช่วย งานนี้เป็นแต่งตัวแบบสนุกและไปหาเพื่อนและบอก "happy birthday" กับสองสามสิ่งอีกครับ

** Only freelancers in Pattaya, Thailand ** ** รับสมัครแค่จากคนอยู่พัทยา ** We want to do something for a friend's birthday in Pattaya. However, none of us are in Pattaya, so we need some help. The job will involve wearing a costume, going to see our friend (around Pattaya Nua/Sukhumvit), and saying "Happy Birthday" plus a couple other silly things (inside jokes). พวกเราอยากทำบางสิ่งสำหรับวันเกิดของเพื่อนที่อยู่พัทยานะครับ แต่จากเราไม่มีใครที่พัทยาแล้วก็ต้องการคนช่วย งานนี้เป็นแต่งตัวแบบสนุกและไปหาเพื่อนและบอก "happy birthday" กับสองสามสิ่งอีกครับ

** Only freelancers in Pattaya, Thailand ** ** รับสมัครแค่จากคนอยู่พัทยา ** We want to do something for a friend's birthday in Pattaya. However, none of us are in Pattaya, so we need some help. The job will involve wearing a costume, going to see our friend (around Pattaya Nua/Sukhumvit), and saying "Happy Birthday" plus a couple other silly things (inside jokes). พวกเราอยากทำบางสิ่งสำหรับวันเกิดของเพื่อนที่อยู่พัทยานะครับ แต่จากเราไม่มีใครที่พัทยาแล้วก็ต้องการคนช่วย งานนี้เป็นแต่งตัวแบบสนุกและไปหาเพื่อนและบอก "happy birthday" กับสองสามสิ่งอีกครับ

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I'm in need of a creative writer to come up with "Would You Rather" jokes for a middle school audience. The jokes should: - Be suitable for middle school students. - Be delivered in written form, without the need for illustrations or audio. - not IA generated - not from internet or from existing books (sorry, we already have them all) Ideal candidates for this project are: - Experienced writers or joke creators who understand the unique sense of humor of middle schoolers. - Able to produce engaging and fun content that is suitable for kids/family party. - Creative and able to come up with a wide range of jokes on different everyday topics. Your work will help entertain and engage our young listeners and must respect the target audience's age an...

I'm looking for a skilled Photoshop expert who has a knack for creating hilarious and eye-catching face swaps. This project aims to craft laughs and shared amusement, so consider this when swapping the faces on the provided image. Requirements: - Replace the faces on the supplied photo with the specific ones I've chosen for a funny effect. Delicate discretion is required to ensure the overall balance of the image isn't disrupted. - Maintain the background scenery, body positions, color, and lighting effects of the original image. - Adjust as necessary for naturalistic integration of the new faces without compromising the original photo's features. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Advanced Photoshop skills - Understanding of lighting and angles for believable i...

Hi, can you do a data crawl for sensitive vocabulary phrases? We need some sensitive words - such as words related to politics, war, military, violence, crime, pornography and so on. Purpose: for database cleansing We made this dirty thesaurus precisely t... can you do a data crawl for sensitive vocabulary phrases? We need some sensitive words - such as words related to politics, war, military, violence, crime, pornography and so on. Purpose: for database cleansing We made this dirty thesaurus precisely to take care of dropping these bad words in the normal content, so a dirty thesaurus is needed We need the following national languages Russian French Portugal Project Details: 1: Need to crawl sensitive vocabulary words locally Or can you provide the appropriate dataset of sensi...

I require a professional translator who can translate the following from English to Arabic, Turkish, French, German, and Malay: النسوية: نشأة تدهور الأسرة Féminisme : la genèse de la dégradation de la famille Feminizm: Ailenin Bozulmasının Doğuşu Feminismus: Die Entstehung der Degradierung der Familie Feminisme: Kejadian Kemerosotan Keluarga

I'm looking for a skilled developer to help me customize my current PHP SMS system. It's primarily used for sending notifications. I have the script and has been working with twilio, however all of a sudden it stopped working due to twilio changes I need assistance in modifying the script

I'm interested in application development for both Android and iOS platforms. The key feature is to allow sending SMS messages to a selected database. Any professional stepping into this project should be able to handle: - Database development: The backend needs to be designed to store contact details efficiently. Expectation is to accommodate less than 100 contacts initially, with potential for future expansion. Strong database management skills are a prerequisite. - App development: Looking for someone with profound knowledge of Android and iOS app development. Familiarity with SMS integration in apps is essential. Don't shy away from illustrating your previous experience in similar projects when bidding.

... Key Features Required: - Calendar Integration: This platform must allow each salon to manage their calendar and synchronize it with customer bookings. - Customer Reviews and Ratings: A system for customers to provide feedback on their experience is also required. It should enable future patrons to make informed choices about the services they engage. - SMS Notifications: The platform should notify customers of their bookings via SMS. Client Data Collection: In addition to standard contact information, the system should also be capable of capturing client preferences, including: - Phone Number - Email Address - Preferred Stylist/Technician The ideal freelancer for this project is highly experienced in building aggregator platforms and appointment scheduling software...

France French Recording Project We have a project, that needs Native France French speakers, we will give you the text, and you need to record 89 short sentences. you just need to download our software, to read our text and record it, it's a very easy job. 1. You will need to record in a quiet place without loud background noise. and without an echo. 2. Each person Price is 5$ for 89 short sentences record. 4. The project will take about 10-15 mins only. If you are interested please let me know sure. I will contact u. A Good Opportunity For New Freelancers For taking 5 Star Review after their completion of the project. Thanks :

I'm looking for an experienced web developer to create a business website in French. Key Requirements: - The website will be in French, so fluency in French is a must. - The primary goal is to showcase our services effectively. - Service description pages are essential for presenting our offerings comprehensively. - A Contact form is also necessary to facilitate communication with potential clients. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in French - Web development expertise, especially in creating business websites - Experience in building service-oriented websites - Strong knowledge of UX/UI principles - Familiarity with managing Contact forms and integrating them seamlessly into a website. If you have a good understanding of trans...

I'm looking for a developer who can help me set up an OTP campaign using Twilio specifically for user verification through SMS. Key Requirements: - Utilize Twilio's API for OTP: The main focus of this project is to create a seamless OTP system for user verification. - SMS Integration: The OTP verification process must be conducted via SMS. - Previous Experience: It would be beneficial if you have prior experience with similar Twilio OTP campaigns. Please note that this project is strictly for user verification, not for transaction authentication or password reset. Your experience in this specific area would be greatly beneficial.

I am seeking an experienced video editor who can skillfully create engaging 3-5 minute montages for my YouTube channel from Twitch streams. The video edits should prioritize: - Funny moments - Highlights of gameplay - good plays from ncaa 14, touchdown passes, tackles, completed passes Your demonstrated expertise in creating high-quality, fast-paced, and comedic montage-style videos is paramount for this project. Understanding geek culture and gaming terminologies will be a notable advantage. Please include your past gaming montage edits as references in your proposal. I welcome any creative ideas you can bring that will help to make the videos more entertaining and attractive.

I'm in need of a creative and skilled writer to craft comedy skits for my TikTok channel. The highly engaging content should target an adult audience. Key Requirements: - Skilled in writing comedy scripts - Able to deliver in a storyboard format - Understanding of TikTok trends and audience preferences - Strong storytelling and joke-writing abilitie...Requirements: - Skilled in writing comedy scripts - Able to deliver in a storyboard format - Understanding of TikTok trends and audience preferences - Strong storytelling and joke-writing abilities The ideal freelancer should have a keen sense of humor, an understanding of the TikTok platform and be able to produce content that resonates specifically with an adult audience. I'm looking for skits that are funny, relatable a...

I am looking for a skilled Shopify designer to customize various sections of my website using the Kellas theme. Additionally, I need assistance in setting up automated email and SMS marketing, a discount popup, upsells, cross sells, down sells, scrolling announcement bars, importing reviews, and creating marketing funnels. Please send the links of websites you designed.

I have a scientific article in French that I would like translated into English for publication in an English journal. The subject matter is in the field of geography so a background in this area would be beneficial. Key Requirements: - Fluency in both French and English - Experience with scientific translation - Understanding of geographical terminology The document is between 10 to 20 pages long and contains specialized terminology that needs to be translated accurately. If you are bilingual and have experience in this area, I would love to hear from you.

I am in urgent need of a Canadian French speaker for an audio/video recording project. Your main task will be to record answers to some simple questions in Canadian French. Key Responsibilities: - Prompt and accurate audio recording - Answering a series of questions in Canadian French - Ensuring high quality of the audio recording Ideal Candidate: - Native Canadian French speaker - Availability for an urgent project - Proficient in the French language This is an ASAP project, so I need a freelancer who can start immediately and provide a quick turnaround. Please only apply if you meet these requirements and have the necessary experience. Thank you.

Greetings, I am looking for a professional both able and creative to deliver our group presence to the web in style. Our project is based in Brazil and should be multilingual (native in Brazilian Portuguese with the ability to include further languages like english, spanish and french in the future) Our idea of the whole website concept and areas are as follow, Home Page: Presentation of Equità Ltda. Links to the main areas of the site (Equita Club Deals, Equità Bio Casa Imobiliária, Equità Construction Products and Services). Equita Club Deals (private P2P functionality): Login/Register Projects page Investor dashboards Access to documents and contracts Equità Bio Casa Imobiliária: Property listings (template creation and eventual API ...

I'm seeking skilled animators with expertise in 2D animation to bring meme content to life. - I'm interested in animators who can create memes that are both humorous and clever, so a good sense of comedy and irony will be key. - The ideal candidate should have a strong understanding of internet cul...and irony will be key. - The ideal candidate should have a strong understanding of internet culture and current trends in memes, as well as the ability to adapt these into animations. - Experience in creating content for social media will be a plus. Looking forward to collaborating with talented meme animators. We have already created the character. We just need him in different scenarios and funny situations related to today's news and current affairs while also addi...

I'm searching for performers for a film on migration. The project involves participating in 3-4 minute scenes on May 23rd. Specifically, - An Australian actress: Her role will be the friend of the film writer in the scenes at Greenwich. She should ideally be middle-aged and present a professional appearance. Opulence with the Australian accent is mandatory. - French Actor: For one scene in Spitalfields outside the Sever's house. Skills and experience required include acting, punctuality, and dedication to the character's role. Previous acting experience is preferable but not necessary. Galvanize your passion and let's create art together.

I am looking for someone experienced in building tool websites with an emphasis on monitoring changes on various websites. The primary function is to detect and report on content changes, with users receiving notification of these adjustments via email & sms alerts. Ideal Requirements: - Proficiency in building tool websites for monitoring purposes. - Knowledge in setting up a system to detect website content changes. - Experience in integrating email alert notifications for users. - Loading Capacity 500+ Websites Searching per Hour - Foresight in creating an interface user-friendly even for non-technical users. This project will require strong analytical skills and a sharp eye for detail. I'm excited to work with someone who understands the critical need for website ...

I am looking for someone experienced in building tool websites with an emphasis on monitoring changes on various websites. The primary function is to detect and report on content changes, with users receiving notification of these adjustments via email & sms alerts. Ideal Requirements: - Proficiency in building tool websites for monitoring purposes. - Knowledge in setting up a system to detect website content changes. - Experience in integrating email alert notifications for users. - Loading Capacity 500+ Websites Searching per Hour - Foresight in creating an interface user-friendly even for non-technical users. This project will require strong analytical skills and a sharp eye for detail. I'm excited to work with someone who understands the critical need for website ...

I have an excel file, need add product categorie on a column - budget 100€

I'm in need of a skilled translator to accurately convert story documents from English to French. The project involves the following: - Translation of approximately 100 pages of non-technical English text into French - Ensuring that the original meaning and tone of the stories are preserved in the translation - Proofreading the translated documents for any grammatical or syntactical errors The ideal freelancer for this job would be: - Fluent in both English and French - Experienced with literary translation - Detail-oriented and meticulous when it comes to grammar, spelling, and punctuation - Able to adhere to deadlines Please provide examples of your past translation work, especially with literary documents, if possible.

France French Recording Project We have a project, that needs Native France French speakers, we will give you the text, and you need to record 89 short sentences. you just need to download our software, to read our text and record it, it's a very easy job. 1. You will need to record in a quiet place without loud background noise. and without an echo. 2. Each person Price is 5$ for 89 short sentences record. 4. The project will take about 10-15 mins only. If you are interested please let me know sure. I will contact u. A Good Opportunity For New Freelancers For taking 5 Star Review after their completion of the project. Thanks :

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I'm looking for a skilled developer to create a fun and engaging website for my meme token. The website will be a PARODY of a popular Adult website. NO PORN, JUST FUNNY VIDEOS. Key Features: ** Refer ** - Require all functionalities as but with the theme of pornhub website. - Videos will be hosted on youtube with link to our website as per sample. - Other then mainpage with videos there will be 3-4 other pages with general meme token information like tokennomics, Presale (no web3- just a page), Socials, dexscreener chart, Contact us etc. - Require ability for admin to upload videos from time to time. - Ideally use a tech stack like react.js ,node.js so that future web3 developments can be incorporated. Ideal Freelancer: - Proficient in web development, particularly

I'm looking for a professional who can assist me in my search for local providers in the field of SMS communications. The ideal freelancer for this job should have: - Proficiency in conducting online local provider research - An understanding of SMS communication and how it is utilized - Strong ability to make connections between service providers and their potential applications in the realm of communications The task at hand involves identifying local providers who specialize in SMS services. You'll need to be able to evaluate their capabilities and potentially suggest how these could be leveraged for my specific set of needs.

hello I am currently looking for someone to translate my website privacy policy document. (Please enter tran to prove you are not a bot) We currently have a privacy policy written in English, and we need a lawyer (legal expert) to translate it into Korean, Spanish, Japanese, Arabic, and French. The total budget is about $10 to $15.

I need a Node.js expert to finalize the OTP system for user registration on my website. Key Requiremen...Implementation: The system is partially implemented, and I need someone to complete it. The project involves integrating OTP functionality into the user registration process. - OTP Delivery: The OTP should be sent to users via SMS. - and when user forget password it ask otp Pages are already created Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in Node.js: As a core requirement, you should have extensive experience with Node.js development. - Authentication Systems: Prior work on OTP-based authentication systems is highly desirable. - SMS Integration: Experience with SMS gateways and API integration is a plus. Please note, I am looking for a prompt completion of...

Provide: 1. French and 2. German translations for the static strings used on a website. I've compiled a list of all the static strings on a website. A native French speaker and a native German speaker are needed to update the Excel file attached with the translations from: 1. English to French and 2. English to German Thank you!

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French-speaking candidates only! My organization is currently leveraging several Zoho applications including CRM, Books, Inventory, People, Recruit, Shifts, Project, Survey, and Forms. I am seeking a skilled freelancer who can effectively integrate these applications with our existing ERP system. Key project aims include: - Customer data synchronization: Ensuring consistent, accurate customer information across platforms. - Order management integration: Streamlining order processes for increased business efficiency. - Inventory management synchronization: Maintaining real-time, synchronized inventory data between Zoho and ERP. With 11-50 users expected to utilize this integrated system, the ideal freelancer should not only possess strong experience with Zoho One and ERP...

I'm in need of a talented individual who can create high-quality, cartoonish style animated GIFs for my marketing and promotional campaigns. Key Requirements: - Create funny and humorous, yet professional animated GIFs for my promotional and marketing needs. - The GIFs will be used across various platforms such as social media, email marketing campaigns, and website banners. So, they need to be versatile and engaging. - The desired style for these GIFs is 'Cartoonish'. Therefore, experience in creating such content or a strong portfolio in cartoon-style animation is highly desired. Your responsibilities will include: - Conceptualizing and storyboarding the GIFs. - Designing and animating the cartoonish GIFs in a way that is both entertaining and fits the marketing p...

I require professional assistance in two primary areas to rectify an unexpected issue with a stolen phone and compromised Gmail account. - Bypass Google's second verification: My Gmail account is currently secure with two-step SMS verification. However, the difficulty is that I don't possess access to the phone where the verification code is sent via SMS. Thus, I need assistance in circumventing this verification to recover my Gmail account. - Remote data wipe: Since my phone has been stolen, I wish to delete all data stored on it remotely. I'm looking for a professional with understanding in Google’s verification systems and proficient knowledge in remotely wiping data from an Android device. Privacy and accuracy are paramount in this task along with a...

I'm in need of a talented lead sourcer who can help me find leads. TARGET: -> is in the coaching industry based in France, Swizerland, Belgium and Luxembourg -> speaks French. -> coach in business, life, or health -> has a yearly revenue between 50k and 500k EUR DATA needed: -> First Name, Last Name -> Website URL -> Social Media Accounts -> Email Addresses Please indicate the number of leads you can source along with your price. BUDGET FOR THIS TEST PROJECT IS LESS THAN 30 EUR.

...that efficiently manages loans, with tracking and monitoring capabilities. - Client Registration: Construct a client registration module that records all relevant client information in an organized and efficient way. - EMI & CIBIL Management: The software must include functions that manage Equated Monthly Installments and Credit Information Bureau (India) scores. - SMS integration: An alert and communication feature via SMS is required for regular updates to clients and management. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in Java programming language which is our preferred language for this project. - Experience in web-based software development. - Past work that demonstrates your ability to create complex online software, preferably related to finance or microfi...

France French Recording Project We have a project, that needs Native France French speakers, we will give you the text, and you need to record 89 short sentences. you just need to download our software, to read our text and record it, it's a very easy job. 1. You will need to record in a quiet place without loud background noise. and without an echo. 2. Each person Price is 5$ for 89 short sentences record. 4. The project will take about 10-15 mins only. If you are interested please let me know sure. I will contact u. A Good Opportunity For New Freelancers For taking 5 Star Review after their completion of the project. Thanks :

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...crucial. This research will help us gain detailed insights into our target audience, the broader industry landscape, and our competitive positioning. Scope of Work: Market Statistics: -Collect up-to-date statistics on the UAE education sector, including details on student enrollments, enrollment trends, and the diversity of curricula offered (In UAE we have UK, US, IB, Australian, Indian, Chinese, French, Ministry of Education, German, Indian, Pakistani, Russian and Filipino). -Acquire data on the cultural and national diversity of student bodies across schools to ensure our directory caters comprehensively to all segments of society. -Collect annual marketing expenditure data from all schools in the UAE to analyze trends in marketing spends for enrollments. -Gather information ...

...crucial. This research will help us gain detailed insights into our target audience, the broader industry landscape, and our competitive positioning. Scope of Work: Market Statistics: Collect up-to-date statistics on the UAE education sector, including details on student enrollments, enrollment trends, and the diversity of curricula offered (In UAE we have UK, US, IB, Australian, Indian, Chinese, French, Ministry of Education, German, Indian, Pakistani, Russian and Filipino). Acquire data on the cultural and national diversity of student bodies across schools to ensure our directory caters comprehensively to all segments of society. Collect annual marketing expenditure data from all schools in the UAE to analyze trends in marketing spends for enrollments. Gather information on...

...this event: "Les Echos de Ciergnon" (Hunting Horn): "The Blue Stones Pipes and Drums"(Bagpipes): WARNING: make sure you use the right instruments in your design !!! it is a HUNTING HORN (not a French Horn) !!! The hunting horn is less sophisticated. Key Information: - The poster should include the date and time of the concert, as well as the venue location. Please review the attached document: the poster should include the text provided. Key Elements: - The design should prominently feature the instruments, bagpipes and French Hunting horn. - The text elements should include the concert title and the names of the performers. - Incorporate visual elements such as musical notes and the concert venue to enhance the overall appeal of the poster. If y...

...authentication system for our mobile application. The primary objective is to implement a secure and user-friendly authentication process using phone numbers. We aim to streamline the user onboarding experience while ensuring the highest level of security. **Project Scope:** 1. **Phone Number Verification:** - Implement phone number verification using OTP (One-Time Password). - Integrate SMS gateway for sending verification codes. - Handle the verification process seamlessly within the application. 2. **UI/UX Design:** - Design and implement intuitive screens for phone number entry and OTP verification. - Ensure a smooth and responsive user experience throughout the authentication flow. 3. **Security Measures:** - Implement encryption techniques to protect u...

I'm in need of an experience... Here are the specifics: - The primary function of the app is to automatically fill in OTPs. It should have a clear, user-friendly interface that makes the process seamless for the user. - The app should be designed to read OTPs from SMS, so the developer should have a good understanding of how Android's SMS system works. - The app should be secure and reliable, ensuring that the OTPs are filled in accurately and in a timely manner. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in Android development, particularly in creating apps that interact with SMS. - Experience with creating secure and reliable applications, particularly those that handle sensitive data like OTPs. - Familiarity with best practices in user interface d...

I am generating QR code for prefill Iphone sms content. Overally, It works well. But when there is ':' in the content, the message is cuted in the iphone content. For example, "Thank you Mike : Bye" => "Thank you Mike " "It is search link " => "It is search link https" I am looking for someone who can fix it immediately. You can test in the attached file. Only bid after you check the attached test file. and start bid with "QR code". Thank you

...up for a Twilio account to enable both sending and receiving SMS messages. The purpose of this is to enhance customer experience by allowing them to receive notifications or updates via SMS. - Laravel Installation: - Ensure you have a Laravel project set up. The project is primarily a customer support portal and will require the Twilio integration. - Twilio SDK: - Install the Twilio SDK for PHP for seamless communication and interaction between the Laravel project and Twilio. The project is intended to provide a reliable and efficient customer support platform, which is why the SMS integration is crucial. Ideal candidates for this project should have: - Proficiency in Laravel - Experience with Twilio or similar SMS service providers - Strong und...